so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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