at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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