the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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