New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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