let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
