so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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