So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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