Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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