we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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