Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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