You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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