I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
How does it feel to date your dad?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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