Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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