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I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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