Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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