Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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