Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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