haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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