I wish I could punch you in the face.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
