Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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