I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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