Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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