no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Those nachos came to me in a dream