Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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