38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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