I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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