thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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