I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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