By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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