Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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