with your own penis?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
True college students do jello shots in the library
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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