After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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