That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We need to get me chipped asap
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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