What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
