I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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