Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Just puked most of my soul out..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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