Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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