if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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