His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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