She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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