i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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