gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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