Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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