whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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