I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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