addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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