I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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