what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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