Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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