R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You pole danced in your parka.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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