but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
