Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize