What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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