the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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