He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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