They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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