So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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