Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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