ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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