Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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