Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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