every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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