saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.