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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!

  (218): View more from Minnesota

  I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.

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  Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.

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