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(616): View more from Michigan

this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

they had a keg party to fund her abortion.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?

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(914): View more from New York

every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine

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(807): View more from Ontario

I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.

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(971): View more from Oregon

we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours

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